Anecdotes

(names of people and places have been changed)

Pearl and Lorraine

I was helping Pearl make stuffed eggs when the phone rang, it was her friend Lorraine. Pearl didn’t feel like talking. “I’ll call her back,

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Pearl

Pearl (introduction)

81 year old lady who lives in Bagtown. She’s short and has a really wide ass, wears pink pants and has a little hairy dog who makes her complain at. Doesn’t have a boyfriend, doesn’t want one.
“they’re too self centered” She prefers the dog.

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Pearl and Lorraine

I was helping Pearl make stuffed eggs when the phone rang, it was her friend Lorraine. Pearl didn’t feel like talking. “I’ll call her back,

Read more »
Pearl

Pearl (introduction)

81 year old lady who lives in Bagtown. She’s short and has a really wide ass, wears pink pants and has a little hairy dog who makes her complain at. Doesn’t have a boyfriend, doesn’t want one.
“they’re too self centered” She prefers the dog.

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