I was helping Pearl make stuffed eggs when the phone rang, it was her friend Lorraine. Pearl didn’t feel like talking. “I’ll call her back,

81 year old lady who lives in Bagtown. She’s short and has a really wide ass, wears pink pants and has a little hairy dog who makes her complain at. Doesn’t have a boyfriend, doesn’t want one.
“they’re too self centered” She prefers the dog.